I told you joining a singles-dating-site would provide hours & hours of blogging fun, didn't I? I did not lie.
I've finally reconciled myself to being able to date men in their 40's. I, however, have not made that leap with men over 50. I gotta draw the line somewhere....and maybe it should be at: I'll date you if you're over 50 only if you'll be my sugar-daddy and don't expect any sex in return. All you get is my cheery personality.
I'm getting less disgusting boys on OKCupid than I did on other singles-sites I had joined (& left) a few years ago. I did get this little gem, though:
Him: Why U single, sexy? (This is an irritation just in the sense of his spelling. We're not texting. We're typing. You can take the additional 1/10th of a second to type Y-O-u instead of just U. And sexy? Really? Are you looking at the right picture?)
Me: That's a large question. Why are you single?
Him: Most women can't handle my sex drive. (Oh good golly miss molly. Has this worked for you often? With women who weren't skanky ho's? )
Me: Oh geez.
[DELETE]
This from a 32-year-old. I guess they never entirely outgrow it, huh? He did send me a 'smiley face' later.
I'm a humorous person and I find a lot of humor in many, many things. Joking about sex with a woman isn't funny. It's offensive. Until you get to know me, that is. *shaking head* Nope, not even then. It's never o.k. with me.
If nothing else, joining a singles-dating-site sure helps you define yourself a little bit better and what you're looking for (what's acceptable). Such as Science vs. Faith or a person's religious proclivity. Doesn't matter to me (because I'm right & you're wrong). However, no drug use is mandatory. It's also mandatory that a man doesn't want to procreate with me. This womb is closed.
I've just been told I need to post more pictures. I believe that means, full-body-shots-preferably-in-a-bikini. :)
More to come, folks, I'm sure.
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