I think I need a muscle relaxer.
I believe it could help with so many things.
First and foremost, it would help with my stomach cramps. It feels like an alien is trying to escape from my belly. I sometimes worry I've been invaded by a no-eyed, large-sharp-toothed, slimy "bug" that's trying to escape and popluate the world. I can't allow that to happen! A muscle relaxer would probably feel fabulous. And maybe it would kill that alien.
Secondly, a muscle relaxer would help with relaxing my jaw at night. I grind my teeth so hard, I think I scare the cats. I know I ruin my teeth. I know I cause headaches. I know my jaw pops too much and hurts. I've tried the mouth guard. It winds up at the bottom of my bed or under my pillow. Not much help for my teeth when it's out of my mouth.
Thirdly, maybe it would relax me in general. Maybe I wouldn't get so frustrated about things. I mean, if I'm physically pliable, maybe I'd be mentally pliable, too. I wouldn't expect any miracles. My mind is pretty strong. But I don't think it could hurt.
Anybody wanna hook me up?
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