I woke up this morning, as I do any morning. I was up at 2AM. Then 3:30AM. Then 4:20AM and finally at 5:30, I got out of bed. I grabbed my Caf-free Diet Pepsi, ashtray & cigarettes, sat down in my recliner and turned on the t.v. Good Morning America was on. "That's odd", I thought. "Is there a national emergency of some kind? What are they doing on this early?" Then I saw the clock on the t.v. 6:36AM?!? I should be at work by now!
I swear, I almost passed out. I started sweating. I was pacing...didn't know which direction to go in first. I grabbed the phone & called the most fabulous Director of Worship to let him know....I was running late. For the first time in 35 years, I forgot. I forgot to "spring" ahead.
I made it to work by 7:15AM. Who knew I could get ready so fast? I'm not sure my makeup is on right. I may have missed an eye. Am I wearing deoderant? Are my shoes the same color? Do I have pants on?
Damn daylight savings time.
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