Ahhh, I bet you think I'm going to talk about the hair on my head. But you'd be wrong.
Yesterday I was out stimulating the economy with a good friend of mine and just happened upon a nose hair trimmer. Yep, that's right folks. I'm talking about nose hair.
I've been wanting a nose hair trimmer for months now. I don't know how this happened but apparently I've become an old man. Have you ever heard a woman talk about needing to trim her nose hair?!? No. No you haven't. Except now there's me. I have no shame.
The reason for the nose hair trimmer? Vanity. And tweezing just hurts too much. It makes my eyes water, then my nose run, then I sneeze and who wants to tweeze a snotty nose?
I've already tested it out and it is awesome. I'm in love with the little thing.
Don't even tell me that my ears need trimmed too, though I'm sure that'll be the next thing that falls apart. Since I'm an old man.
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