Some people think cussing is bad. I think it's badass.

There's a song on pop radio. I'm sure you've heard it if you listen to any of the local pop or alternative stations. It's "Hate My Life" by Theory of a Deadman. It should be a country song for all the bad that's in it....You know, "my dog died, my girl left me, my truck got stolen, but I still got country!" type of song. But what cracked me up the first time I heard it, was that there are a lot of cuss words in the song and most of them are bleeped out, with one exception.

Dick.

Seriously? Dick isn't a bad enough word to bleep out? Especially in the context that it's used? "My boss is a dick". I'm confused. How is shit worse than dick? Somebody explain it to me.

I've posted only some of the song lyrics below (copyright laws) with the cuss words bleeped out....or what the FCC deems cuss words. What's interesting to me is "bitch" & "ass" aren't considered cuss words either. I can't remember if they're actually played on the radio or not (I think so) but either way, I don't consider them cuss words. I've evolved. Or devolved.

If you want the full song lyrics, Google "Hate My Life lyrics" and you'll get the full song.

Theory Of A Deadman
Hate My Life

Bitch you better get outta the way
Before I start falling apart
I hate how my wife is always up my ass

I still hate my job, my boss is a dick
"I don't get paid nearly enough
To put up with all of his s***"

You know, I tell her she's a nice piece of ass,
Then her daddy punches me in the face
So if you're pissed like me
Bitches, here's what you gotta do
Put your middle fingers up in the air
Go on and say "F*** you!"

I f***in hate my life