There are several questions a man should never ask a woman:
1. When are you due? (I've actually done this to another woman-- mortified.)
2. Are you PMS-ing? (Are you?)
3. Are you going to eat all that? (Duh. Do I look like a salad person?)
4. You're how old? (Only if it's said in this way, does this bother me)
5. Are you a lesbian? (I get this all the time b/c I have short hair, am 34 and never married. This is a blog unto itself.)
6. How was it? (Unless you want the honest-to-God truth & can handle it, don't ask)
7. Have you gained weight? (Are you uglier?)
8. Are you sure you want to wear that tonight?
9. Is that your natural hair color? (Just assume it's not)
10. How can I get into your home while you're asleep?
OK, I don't know any guy who would ask that last question, but I've definitely met some who thought it.
Ladies, what are your "never ask me that" questions?
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I always get accused of being gay when I have short hair. What in the world makes someone think you are gay because of hair and no wedding ring? Ridiculous.
I always used to get asked why i didn't have children, I hated giving my reproductive history.
Are you breastfeeding? Um, no, thanks. These are my normal breasts. I can't help it that they are this big.
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