What am I? Flypaper for freaks?

As I've said before, I'm on a singles website. It slays me how awful some of the profile titles & comments are.

If you use any variation of the word "sex" in your profile, I know what you're after. If you obviously can't spell, or if you take the short-cut of text-spelling, I really don't want you. These are the bad of the bad and it's not even all of them.
"i need a chillin ass girl"
"Hot Catch" No photo to see if he's a hot catch or not, of course
"need sum1 sexy in my life"
"IGotWatYuWant" Wat?
"I'm the guy your mama warned you about" I don't have a mama. I have a mom or a mother.
"Looking for someone whom isn't scared to be themself." Seriously?
"high how are you today" Again, seriously? "High?" Duh.
"lookin for a big booty" Uh, keep lookin'.

And some of them are just funny...Not that I want any of these, but at least the profile line caught my eye....
""Insert Pickup Line Here""
"Intuitive guy seeks partner in crime" I don't think this guy knows what "intuitive" means. Still funny.
"A different breed of cat..."
"Making Gravy without the lumps." I don't even know what this means...it's probably something dirty and disgusting, but it certainly makes you stop & ponder...Let me know if you know what this means, cause I'm curious.

And people's comment in their profiles...Oh, I could go on forever. Almost every single male profile says, "I'm tired of the drama". Every. single. one. What kind of life have they been living, I wonder, that has all this drama? Maybe they're the cause, eh?

So, folks, no love matches happening any time soon for Amy. Not with this pool of people to pick from.