"Snowmen are like real men. It would take some kind of magic hat to get either of them off their asses." -Maxine

You hit the nail on the head on that one, Maxine. Nail. On. Head.

Am I unattractive? Do I give off some sort of vibe that I'm unavailable or that I'm snooty? Do I smell bad? Do I give off a vibe that poor punctuation and spelling are o.k? They're not, btw. Am I too old? *eye roll* Am I too particular? Am I choosing the wrong guys? Am I letting the good ones go?

Even though my profile on OKCupid says I want someone within a certain age range (I think it's 26-42) and someone within a certain proximity (20 miles), I tend to get messages from 54 year old men 1.5 hours away. WTH is up with that? Is he retarded or something? Can he not read? His messages are all one long run-on sentence because he doesn't use punctuation. A major no-no of mine. And his age range is 34-94. He's really reaching.....

I'm still stuck on "stringing-me-along-man" dammit. I did good yesterday staying off Facebook, but I still checked it randomly to see if he had messaged me. He hadn't, obviously. And why do I want him so badly? I may not even like him in real life, yet I can't get him off my mind. I'm obsessed. I need to become obsessed with something or someone else. Elvis is not it.

I'm a sucker. I've been sucked in. He said all the right things on-line and then dropped out of sight. Probably because he's saying all the right things to someone else online. Someone better than me. Someone younger than me. Someone prettier than me.

Well screw that.

I'm pretty. I'm relatively young. I'm good enough, dammit. And I've got funny on my side, so, there!

I'm such a sucker. I just went to FB and messaged him instead of waiting for him to message me. I'm having a bad day. That's what I'm blaming that on.

I'm a caver.